I have celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in numerous countries, cities, and towns around the world including outdoors on the Appalachian Trail, on the Tibetan Plateau, and one semi-memorable night in which I turned into Shiva Destroyer of Worlds while celebrating at a Holiday Inn in White Plains, New York. I thought I was safe celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the one capital city on Earth without an Irish Pub.
I was wrong.